I need to swear more

Mar 31 2008 Published by under Silliness

Via Respectful Insolence, I found a wonderful web tool that allows you to rate the amount of cussin' you do on your blog. I rated a pathetic 1.7%:

The Blog-O-Cuss Meter - Do you cuss a lot in your blog or website?

I need to swear more, for fuck's sake...

4 responses so far

  • I've tried to keep it PG since I know family members read this site and I'd hate for them to have the wrong impression of me (ha!).

    I'll channel my inner Samuel Jackson from any movie he's been in and say, "that fucking cuss meter is a motherfucking piece of shit."

    Did that move the dial?!?

  • Tom says:

    I got 0% on my site, and I just know I had sworn on a few pages. So it's either a piece of shit, or its sensitivity is too goddamn small, which pisses me off.

  • Tom: I get the feeling something isn't working right; as a lark, after babs67 cursed a lot, I ran my site again through the system, and got 0%. So 'piece of shit' seems the likely answer...

  • Personal Demon says:

    If I read the description of the "Cuss Meter" correctly, it just calculates the percentage of pages with cuss words. Swearing a lot on one page isn't effective. You need to add cuss words to every page.

    Get to work on those obscene comments everyone 😉